Toonser


a typical mink from aberdeen or “aiberdeen min”.
with phrases such as – “f’like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? gaa’in ti liquid the nicht min, we’ll tak sim chats n ah”
male:
dead end/no job,
rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
berghaus jacket,
stripey jumper,
some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
extremely wide when they’re not actually hard in the slightest.

female:
no job,
chain smoker,
ugly,
pale skin and skinny from too many ‘chats’,
became a mother at 13,
bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
sovereign ring,
usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he’s a football casual,
berghaus jacket.

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