tooping
to text while p–ping
jessica: “chris! what are you doing in there?!”
chris:”im tooping!! go away!!”
to “p–p” and “text” at the same time.
“hey man what’s up”
“nothin much, just tooping”
“oh sweet me too!!”
-goes to school the next day-
“hey man, why’d you stop tooping me???”
“yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone…”
“shiityyy deal man, sh-tty deal…”
to toot and p–p at the same time.
“that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her”
“grandma’s tooping again”
to text someone while p–ping
guy in stall 1: “hey man your awfully quiet over there”
guy in stall 2: “sorry bro, i was tooping my girlfriend”
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