to have someone’s mouth over your -n-s while p-ssing gas and then kicking them out of your house
alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it
have a s-xual encounter then kicking the person out once you’re done.
i met her in the club, then i said w-ssup
i took her to the crib, and you know i f-cked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it………
basically it’s a one night stand. s-xual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).
one night stand, “hit it and quit it”, “one and done”, “lay without pay”.. and now.. “toot it and boot it” or “toot it and booted”.
hit it and quit it
yeah man, i’d toot it and boot it.
the action of copulation with the opposite s-x after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact
i met her in the club
then i said w-ssup
i took her to the crib
and you know i f-cked
yea toot it and boot it
to fart and then leave.
ew, don’t just toot it and boot it.
- poo trance
the expression a baby or small child has when doing a poo. oscar’s definitely in a poo trance. i’ll grab a nappy.
- turtle fart
a dry, m-ffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims. had a company climate meeting today and i slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room […]
- flying half mast
flying half mast is when you have a b-n-r that isn’t as hard also known as: half chub guy #1: hey do you see that girl? guy #2: the one in the booty shorts? guy #1 yeah she’s the reason i’m flying half mast.
a baboon that likes the gators. ruday is crazy
- diego costa
a never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth oh, he’s such a diego costa. man he never seems to age, costa much eh?