Tooter Wrench


when a girls v-g-n- is too lose. take your right hand and insert your thumb into the -sshole. then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the v-g-n-. always remember the golden rule, ‘righty tighty, lefty loosy’.
man morgan’s v-g-n- was so loose i just had to give the the tooter wrench.

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