Tooth Blanket
the act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. aka “mexican rodeo”
i totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
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- Top Class Bitch
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- Topeka
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- The Angry Doorknob
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- Touch me not so near
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