tooth fairy
thats what you call a gay dentist.
person a: ow my teeth hurt.
person b: you should go see the tooth fairy.
person a: oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
the tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! also known as prost-tution.
tooth fairy: hey kids! i’m gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! and then leave you money! woo!
that one lie that the dentist and mom and dad told you.
dentist:oh joy!your tooth came out.put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
next morning
you:mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
an inferior, winged creature, who steals peoples teeth, and replaces them with pathetic sums of money.
also, can be used in referance to someone who sheeps their friends, trying to look big and clever.
look at them two, lou is such a toothfairy when it comes to elaine.
a gay dentist
“my tooth fairy drills too hard”
while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of j-z under their pillow. the tooth fairy
it looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
as your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to f-ck her from behind. your choice of hole.
man i gave my wife one h-ll of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when i put it in her p–p shoot.
as i leaned over to spit out toothpaste, i came from the tooth fairy.
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