Tooth sweater


when you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
“does anyone have gum? i forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting.”
“oh, you’ve got tooth sweaters?”
the warm coat left on your teeth after giving a bl-wj-b.
“after taking my man juice’s moneyshot last night i woke up this such a tooth sweater.”

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