tooth to head ratio


in a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. in a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. if you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. at a bluegr-ss concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
i have stopped going to ottawa senators games when the leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

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