toothpaster


a fat person who wears skinny jeans. so called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
“have you heard about mikes new girlfriend? i think they met at some punk show.”

“yeah, i facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic… she’s probably a toothpaster.”

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