Tootie-fart
an exclamatory phrase commonly strung together whilst slapping ones own behind, and positioning ones hand behind the left or right ear depending on the situation. sometimes a galloping motion may be added to the gesture as to escape the imminent criticism of the act.
jim:”hey bob, tootie-fart, tootie-fart, tootie-fart-fart-fart.”
bob:”wow, that guy is a horrendous f-ggot.”
jim: “i can’t hear you bob, llalalalalala!”
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