tooting one’s horn
tooting one’s horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.
also referred to by gangstas as “bigging yourself up.”
“oh i say winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo.”
“it certainly isn’t a very charming att-tude to be tooting one’s horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady.”
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