Tooting Your Own Dick
to brag about one’s own s-xual prowess, especially in regards to male p-n-s size.
a conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own d-ck:
“jeff was really tooting his own d-ck yesterday to stacy.”
“he sure was! did you hear him liken his p-n-s to a grizzly bear?”
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