tootsie roll exchange


when a person (or animal– see below) defecates directly into the -n-s of a willing s-xual partner. this is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their b-ttocks pressed together. with a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

it is widely debated whether or not the tootsie roll exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal s-x-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual animal s-xuality-science convention in zurich (citation needed).
things started to heat up when she suggested a tootsie roll exchange after just three dates.

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