Tootsie Roll Mustache


(noun) fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing -n-l c-nn-l-ng-s (often in the form of a tootsie roll canoli)
bieber was giving me some good tootsie roll canoli and i gave him a little tootsie roll mustache in return.

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