Tootsie Rolled
noun- unknowingly having p–p under your sheets when climbing into bed.
or
tootsie rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else’s sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person’s night.
dude, i tootsie rolled that -sshole, and it’s a sloppy one.
the act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman’s v-g-n-.
friend: “hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
me: “it got a little weird, we tootsie rolled on the top of an old indian burial ground by midnight.”
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