top banana
british slang meaning great. similar to ‘wicked’. a cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. also if something’s good.
jamie t lyric: acts like a tw-t but she’s a top banana
a answer to a question, when trying to use a more creative word than cool basically means cool, great, super
or
something on top of a banana
man 1 “hey i got a+ in my exam today”
man 2 “wow, topbanana”
a peeled piece of sh-t.
that topbanana stinks.
(see also, tb) where the male figure enters the p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n-, and then later inserts his hand and bends the p-n-s upwards, thus like a banana.
my boyfriend gave me a top banana last night, it felt so good!
1) cult activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by warwick university students and the hardest of hard-core teeny boppers.
2) form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.
aka: top b; weekly cheese festival; another sh-te monday nite.
third place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal top banana
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