Top Gear rule


an important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that’s soccer for americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it’s probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by -ssociation.
the top gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless w-nkers.

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