top gun blumpkin


1. an inverted blumpkin. 2. performed while doing a handstand and receiving a bl-wj-b, whilst sh-tting on oneself. 3. an inverted bl-w j-b sh-t fountain.
iceman was riding maverick’s tail in a negative g inverted dive while performing a top gun blumpkin.

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