Top Gun Shit


used as a description of habitual “wingman” escapades at parties and clubs. this is princ-p-lly seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called “players” with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). these said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other’s back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of “bros before hoes.”
john (to jake): what are those douchebags doing over there?

jake: looks like they got that top gun sh-t. we should try that.

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