Top Job
when at a big party remove the lid to the toilet’s resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. when the toilet gets flushed pee or sh-tty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.
“this dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house i gave him a top job”
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