Top Jonge


a guy who doesn’t give a flying f-ck about consequences.

many top jonges can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using nivea hand cream.
“oh mate, who scored the last try?”
“i don’t know, i was in the ambulance already”
“top jonge”

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