top of the morning


after sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a top hat and yell top of the morning to ya and ram your erect p-n-s threw the top hat poking her in the eye
dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my c-ck threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning

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