Top Props
the highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.
1. jake was totally the top props man of oakridge high: he could get annie meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. alyssa young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. even though the b-st-rd is crazy, i give michael murdock top props. he could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and i would buy it. he’s that great of a speaker.
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