top shelving


when you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
his lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
taking a sh-t in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
my landlord was being a real d-ck so i p-ssed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!

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