Top Tank
the act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. the result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.
before i moved out, i top tanked the toilet in the master bedroom.
the act of sh-tting in the cistern of an enemy’s toilet to ruin their bathroom for a thousand flushes.
shortly before they sealed off hitler’s bunker beneath berlin, larry silverstein toptanked every toilet available and made good on his escape.
taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. the only way that can be fixed is if a gl-ss-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.
particularly skilled people can p-ss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.
norm gave gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. he thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
he was wrong.
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