Topal


if you mental r-t-rded you are topal. every kind of mental illness is called topal in the streets of germany.
this guy is very topal.
if you get f-cked in your -sshole from many guys at the same time you’ve been topal
today i topal my girlfriend.

ceyhun have been topaled last week.
a hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. you shouldn’t place it close to books, tv or internet.
father:jimmy! i told you to put this topal not on the books!
another word for a backside infection
“oh man, i forget to wash my -ss, now it’s covered in topal”
a thing from another world. the last two letters a – l, like alien, it’s mysterious. it seems it came from the planet dormagen. however it can’t be destroyed. if you see such a topal, you better run.
oh my g-d, it’s here! the topal!! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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