Topeka Tugboat
a s-x position taking place primarily during -n-l s-x. the position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their b-tt cheeks together, effectively locking the p-n-s of the penetrator inside. the penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.
person 1: my b-tt cheeks are so sore from last night!
person 2: what happened?
person 1: my boyfriend gave me a topeka tugboat and then a dirty sanchez.
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