Topher towel


when someone named chris (christopher) quits or loses hope. it is the equivalent of throwing in the white flag and admitting defeat. this is for the weak minded who tend to stay away from challenges and obstacles.
i was beating his -ss in fifa and he threw in the topher towel.

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