topkwondo
n. spin-off from the word ‘taekwondo’, but instead used in bed terms for the person who ‘tops’ in a relationship. usually used only on accident–slip of tongue.
first used in tegakie.
tk: “simon, i swear, i know topkwondo!”
simon: “…”
tk: “…i didn’t mean that.”
simon: “get off me.”
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