Topley
the greatest and goofiest kid ever. makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. he is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. he is quite clumsy. it is always fun to be with him, and never boring. he is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. he will always make you feel good about yourself.
i’m feeling a little down about myself today.
chat with topley, maybe he will hug you.
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