topman wanker


a male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. these people are usually tw-ts who go to gay -ss clubs afterschool.
luqman: whos that mysteriously s-xy man
glen: that’s chris, hes a topman w-nker!
luqman: oh

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