toppest bloke

the pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. a true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. there is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
django: yo man, thanks for the present you got me. toppest bloke
george: happy you’re happy, bro

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