topsiding
being on the topside of a boat or ship.
“hey dave! you should come out. we’ve been topsiding all day and it’s beautiful!”
having a sunny/positive outlook.
“say what you want man… you can’t bring me down. i’m just chillin here, topsiding.”
taking a sh-t in the upper bowl of someone’s toilet, such that the sh-t is not moved to the sewer when the toilet is flushed. the result is rotting sh-t in the top bowl of the toilet.
i topsided dave when i was over at his house last night.
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