Topspinmonkey
rafael nadal’s affectionate nickname among tennis fans. refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court att-tude.
the topspinmonkey choked on a banana.
the topspinmonkey always picks his b-tt before serving.
the gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?
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