torch test
applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the br–sts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not br–sts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). this is not a p-ss / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. this test may involve female – male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create b–b-o-lanterns with the br–sts.
last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was “lights on” versus “lights off” in the topless torch test.
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