tore out the frame
to be drunk as a m-f-.
yeehaa, we was tore out the frame that night on schafer!
this lil’ gem originated in west side lawrenceville, georgia. it was coined by the fattest, blackest, lamest man you ever saw. he was staying at that cheap hotel at the intersection of i-85 and lawrencevill/suwannee rd. in a drunken stooper, he walked to the starship next door and ran out the door wiith about $400 worth of adult videos that he had “forgotten” to pay for. when confronted by the police, he claimed he was “tore out the frame” on that red dog beer. yeah, this guy is a loser.
police: hey you fat f-cking sack of welfare moochin crack smokin fried chicken eatin watermelon lovin slob…you going to pay for those kiddie pr-n videos?
suspect: calm down playa! im just tore out the frame on dat red dog yo. i was just wantin’ to go back to my room and whip off a batch!
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