Tori the Cannibal


tori. the. cannibal. if you’re smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. she will come after you, and you will die. there’s no other explanation to it. and believe me, you better pray she doesn’t victimize you. a few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. and if you don’t believe me, just ask rob….her newest b-tch.
tori the cannibal can and will eat you all.

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