torje


a very “vimsete” creature.

the wild torje is close to extinction, and only appears in the waste mountain range of nordnæs, where they hibernate in blue buildings.
by the locals the creature is often described as a grisegutt, or “naughty boy”. should you ever encounter a torje in the wild, never feed it, or speak to it. doing so would encourage the creature to tell jokes. usually so lame they’re deadly.
a wild torje apears….
oooo, lets give him some food.
“torje tells lame joke…”
awwwwwwrg

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