Tormuffin
the act of sticking a lit candle into a woman’s v-g-n-, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then -j-c-l-t-ng onto her chest, creating a wax/c-m mixture on her chest. the partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman’s chest, and place it onto her bottom.
mitch: hey man, what happened with nancy?
dan: i gave her a torm-ffin.
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