tornadic


when your t-tties start bouncing so hard in a tornado circular motion you are jet propeled off of the ground, often landing in unfamiliar areas.
jenny was running so fast her t-ts became tornadic and she landed inside of the circle k.
an adjective used to emphasize extreme amazement – in a manner that would ‘make a person’s head spin’ – like a tornado.
upon entering the ceo’s garage, it was obvious that his collection of vehicles was tornadic.
tornado like conditions with sudden wind gusts strong enough to blow a bag of chips into your face while eating lunch.
the tornadic weather disrupted becky while enjoying her outdoor picnic.

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