Tornadocanes


when tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit ident-ty theft.
“tornadocanes are sweeping across the country, which is a sure sign that ident-ty theft is on the rise, and the end is upon us!”
the area effect of a teenager, a combination tornado-hurricane, usually contained in a very small area, but sometimes the destruction can spread to surrounding areas.
what 17yo do you know whose room doesn’t look like a break-in, struggle, tsunami, earthquake, and tornadocane? honestly?

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