tornadocrastination
when a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
when i lived in nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. once i was sitting at home and i saw the big twister not too far away, but i said “aaah i still got time, give it five minutes sweetie” and next thing you know the windows started cracking and i started running like mad, and almost got hit by a flying telephone pole as i luckily found my way to the bas-m-nt outside.
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