toro
to wipe out while riding your bike, to have an obscenely bl–dy accident where one is amazingly able to walk away, to come inches from becoming roadkill, to ride a bike while intoxicated where the likelihood an accident will occur is increased exponentially.
ex 1:
girl to drunk friend leaving bar on his bicycle: “dude, be safe and sh-t – don’t toro yourself on the way home!”
dude friend: “ah, man – i’m not that drunk!”
ex 2:
girl #1: i’m on lunch, right? and this bike messenger almost gets doored by this fat-ss getting out of his car. the bike messenger totally swerves but there was this manhole cover there, and you know it had been raining that day, right? dude, he totally toro’ed himself all over the road and was almost run over by this cabbie when he bit it!
the act of skillfully dodging large women at a party or social event, who are trying to initiate a conversation with you.
similar to the action a bull fighter makes when avoiding contact by large beast.
steve: did you see those big chicks trying to sit on ralph’s lap last night?
art: ya, i saw him pull a toro and get away scot free.
s-xy / chic / cool / f-cking awesome… yet cl-ssy
aka girls, c-ke, hot s-x, violence
girl: that pool party… f-cking toro
guy: aw yeah.. so toro
in a shooter video game whenever one person teamkills, the victim sp-wn camps the teamkiller. while the victim is waiting for the resp-wn, another teammate kills the unsuspecting victim.
this dude doesn’t even know that we’re gonna toro him.
man, toroing is so easy against noobs!
d-mn, i thought i could get revenge, but then i was toroed.
an african h-m-s-xual whom takes it up the b-m
torot-tch, commonly found in nigeria, kenya and south africa
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