toronto cream egg


when a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prost-tute. they then proceed to furiously m-st-rb-t- into the prost-tute’s -n-s. once everyone has -j-c-l-t-d, one guy licks all the s-m-n out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!

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