TorThor
an extraordinarily beautiful creature with strange eyes and the strong instinct to create mischief, run around naked, get stoned and live free. it often has a short attention span and sometimes forgets things almost as soon as they have said them. this condition can make it confused and may cause agression unpredictably. this is usualy handled with some good music and laughter. be cautious around them if you are male because this creature has a natural ability to draw you in like a moth. the only sure fire way to be safe from a torthor is to never make eye contact. they are often seen down town with a kiashten causing mishief.
holy sh-t! that torthor is gorgeous!
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