tortilla curtain
the jokey term for the u.s./mexican border. referencing to the iron curtain of the (former)ussr.
“there,beyond the tortilla curtain,is america.the bradybunch,earthwind&fire y todo”
1) a really sh-tty book
2) a highly s-xual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). the act of putting your head between a girls b-tt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.
dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep
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