tortilla hips
tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. once attractive, hourgl-ss figures develop love handles. women with carb heavy diets such as mexican and italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick veronica?
dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
jackson: gross.
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