tortilla roll


the act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having s-x with her.
the other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. she told me to get off. i got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. then my parents got a divorce. i am sad.

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