tortoise shell
the result of cooling of the testis. the scr-t-m rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise sh-ll. often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the n-b.
steve, “the water is freezing today.”
morty, “yeah man, i got a tortoise sh-ll”
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