torture rack


based on the medieval machines used to torture people

verb:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

adjective:

3. describing an awful situation
i torture racked the bartender last night when i kept insisting that he speak french to me.

that story about her grandmother’s gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
based on the medieval machines used to torture people

verb:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

adjective:

3. describing an awful situation
i torture racked the bartender last night when i kept insisting that he speak french to me.

that story about her grandmother’s gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
a s-xual act in which the male inserts one t-st-cl- into the v-g-n-, and the other stretches into the b-tthole.
i can’t believe my ball sack didn’t rip when i gave your girl the torture rack last night.

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